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Drowning in Goldfish Regret

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I ate Goldfish crackers. Not one, not one serving but an entire bag of Goldfish crackers. Granted they were White Cheddar, but that doesn’t mean I didn’t feel bad about it. The really shit part is the rush I get when I taste the bottom of a nice FlavorBurst bag. The delectable crushed up little [...]

The Break up…

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It has come to my attention that it’s been two weeks now with no post or weigh-in. There is very good reason for that I have suffered a traumatic break up…with The scale. After months of going steady and standing with each other I have called us on a break for awhile while I explore [...]

Fat Mom Blues to Awesomeness

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This week was all over the place. I spent the majority of it fretting about a work project and watching videos about the World’s Fattest Mom. I learned all about how she gained weight and how she is a sex object in the fat community. And then I discovered she has since given up this [...]

Hi All!
Last night my boyfriend and I went out to meet some friends. And I had to work late and miss my regular gym time. If that weren’t awful enough I ate tater tots dipped in blue cheese at the restaurant…if that weren’t bad enough we also went to the candy store and when we [...]

Learning By Forced Exercising

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This week may not have been monumental in the weight loss department but I had a fun lesson to learn.
In addition to being a big girl, I am a big girl with a very supportive man. I know, those of you who don’t have one of those may be cringing right now and I would’ve [...]

Week 9: My Drunken Guru

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I have skipped a week of blogging. I have excuses but mostly I didn’t like my results so I thought, “Fuck it.” Which I do realize is the same mentality that caused me to eat two Neopolitan Oreos and feel like shit about it. I also felt like shit about not blogging so I’m back [...]

Week 7 and I’m quitting the blame game

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Another week another weigh-in. Seriously, why did I model this 65 pounds in 65 weeks with a weekly weigh-in? It’s not like I’m on the Biggest Loser ranch.
This week has been up and down and all over the place. I finally started on a birth control whose side effects include going blind by blood clots, [...]

Minor Concussion = Weight Loss Triumph

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A few days ago I slipped on the ice in my driveway. Apparently, moving back to the frozen tundra after several years in rainy upper Northwest weather was a horrible life choice. As I laid on the cement I looked up at the life-sized cut-out of Santa still standing (despite the ice and the fact [...]

Almost Success

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This morning I had to be up early and I had a bit of time to kill so I went to the gym. I usually go in the afternoon or evenings but I got there about 9:15 this morning. As soon as I got there I forgot like twelve things in my car and literally [...]

Week 4 Weigh-In Blues

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After a couple of Kardashian episodes and a kick ass “Cross Training” setting on the elliptical for 45 minutes, I was 10 minutes late to meet my boyfriend, sweaty as hell and scared to face the scale. But I did..after taking my shoes off, of course.
This whole process started out that I was going to [...]