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Me and Mama June

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Now, I’m not too sure when this happened…but my cankles have gone up a size. Just a year ago when I was watching the first season of Honey Boo Boo and wondering why they all wore ankle socks and now I know…because the tops of their socks are too tight on their legs.
A little while [...]

Obese to Overweight

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A few months ago I went in for a Wellness exam for my insurance. Basically, all I needed to do was to get my blood drawn and numbers taken to get a 50% discount on my insurance bill. I didn’t take it too seriously, other than fasting and showing up early so as to not [...]

Pick me up…or not…

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I’m not really sure if it’s the 12 pounds I’ve gained from working in an office, the fact that the other day my boyfriend tried to pick me up and fell over or that I’m lonely for fat chicks but I’m starting up this blog again.
Okay, it’s the boyfriend trying to pick me up shit. [...]

JC Penney Jackhole

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Recently I was offered and took my first big girl job. Which is great except all of my dress pants and dress shirts are like 8 years old and so full of holes they have become grunge gear. So, I did what all starting wagers do after the thriftstore winds up with nothing, I hit [...]

Personal Trainer Face Off

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This past week I started a new job in a completely different town. On the top of my priority lists were packing lunches and finding a new gym. I thought it’d be important to have the gym to help manage the stress of taking on a new position. So, on my first day I asked [...]

Fat Girl Vs. Formerly Pregnant Girl

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The other day I re-committed myself to the idea of being healthier and ultimately losing the weight I have been wanting to lose for a long, long time. I did this by posting a status update on Facebook declaring to the world (my alleged friends) that I will lose 6 pounds in a month’s time. [...]

The Doctor’s Scale is a Liar?

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Yesterday, I went to the doctor because I haven’t been sleeping very well and I’m sick of yelling at people all day because of it. I don’t want to get hoarse for shitssake. But, I should’ve known it wasn’t going to go well when I had just pulled out my damn Ellen book in the [...]

Fatty Face Gets a New Game Plan

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It’s been a few months now since my new driver’s license came in the mail. The woman who took the photo was a huge Swedish blonde–not the kind that men want to be with, but the kind that could kick those pansies asses. This is why I didn’t ask her to see the photo. I [...]

I Am The Before Picture…

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The other morning when I was eating my bagel with cream cheese breakfast and feeling guilty I saw a magazine that belonged to my mother and so I picked it up. It was one of her older lady mags with all sorts of tips and hints and recipes and mostly just ads for creams to [...]

Swimsuit Shopping…

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The other day I got a message from a friend of mine who is pregnant, again. Seriously, she collects babies like a boring person collects postage stamps or dust. “We should hang out I need to get out,” she whined. Little did I know that this would mean going to the maternity store to go [...]