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Yikes!

Looks like after the 16,000 that Ms. Cats paid to get a walk in tub installed - she found that she wasn’t able to fit in it.

Good grief.

So now she’s dealing with the company and hopefully they will offer her some kind of solution.  The salesman assured her that she would be an easy fit and even when she told him that another company came out and told her that the couldn’t do it because they didn’t think it would work - he emphatically insisted that it would be no problem.

So needless to say she had to go through a humiliating time with this jerk today who didn’t believe that she couldn’t fit into the tub. WTF?!  So he remeasured everything and told her that this has only happened once to their company to which she replied, ‘Well this is the SECOND time.’

Let’s hope it gets resolved to some degree because this is fucking ridiculous.  She paid CASH for this too and she can’t even use it.  

Meanwhile, I’ve got a headache, ears feel stuffy, head feels stuffy and throat is sore.  Not cool when you’ve got a rough coupla days ahead.  I might have to come in and work extra to move some things out of my way.  :(  OH well, guess that’s life no? 

I just deleted a few paragraphs about work.  Honestly, suffice it to say that who knows how this will all turn out.  Apparently they’ll be YET ANOTHER series of layoffs in April.

Ladies and Gentlemen - the folks that need it the most are getting screwed yet again.

Meanwhile, someone is suggesting a 50.00 tax on marijuana after legalizing it because it apparently is a multi billion dollar business here in California.

Hell.

Sounds good to me.

Let’s legalize prostitution and tax that too.  After all how many women are fucked over (maimed, killed, raped, robbed) some are underage and this would hopefully put a real dent in that nasty business.

Oh well.

Yet another day in paradise.

So a few folks at work are deciding to stop a nasty habit for Lent.  I’ve picked cussing because it’s basically a part of my vernacular.  So this should be interesting….everyone thinks I’ll be a mute until Easter. Fuckwads. 

Hmmm, gotta make it.  It’s a quarter if I fuck up each time - but worse than that kiddies it means you go straight to hell.

Remember that Catholics out there.. you fuck up Lent and guess what honey - you are goin’ straight to hell.  The smart thing would be to remember that you’re not really a Catholic because you agree with very very little of their doctrine and they’ve done some pretty heinous stuff - but at the same time - you’re a guilty fuck and perhaps Mom’s words, ‘You know why your life is bad Annie - you don’t go to church!’ is still ringing in your ears from last week.  So you decided to take your baptized Catholic, Italian Grandmother dragging your ass to Sunday 8 hour long services in Lent, veil wearing, Catholic school for 2 years, communion doing, agnostic 3 years, atheist 2 years, buddhist by birth, temple going, confused bi-racial ass - ahem - FAT ASS back to church to try this shit out.

After all, remember my life is BAD - so what do you have to lose.

It’s like Fear Factor only it’s eternal damnation when you fuck up.

Did I mention that there’s hell involved?

p.s. I’m also giving up sex.