! trANNsformation BaBy !

and listen close the first time.

*recreation of Hee Haw song that I heard as a kid

I hate that Dale went home on Top Chef. We all know that Richard is going to take this home, I like him though… that stupid Lisa - the woman needs to just STOP trying to cook rice. She obviously can’t do it.

Can’t wait for Project Runway to start

For some reason, I’m tired as hell. The house is still a fucking wreck though.

Yesterday I went to yoga and saw Codependent - she’s trying to relax on her vacation from work. Wonder if I’ll see her tomorrow morning. Hopefully she’ll be there….

After work, I met up with Wildchild and her ex boyfriend ‘Misdemeanor’. Now Misdemeanor has known her since she was 24 years old, he was a player back then and never pursued a real relationship with her. They’ve always remained friends but started dating seriously again about 2 years ago - well he’s got a teenaged son who stays with his Mother, he just bought a condo and was working hard to make ends meet. He’s 43 years old. Well one day while he was working his retail job at JC Penney, a co-worker took commission for a sale he set up the night before. He found out about it and in anger decided to ‘get even’ with JC Penney management and shoplift clothing for his son. Well 250.00 ended him up in jail for shoplifting, he went to court and had to pay a fine as well as community service. After I heard about this, I told Wildchild to keep looking for a long term relationship - such lack of impulse control and irresponsible acts at 43 does not a stable life make…. so then she met Google man and the rest is history. Now, she brought Misdemeanor along because she wants to set me up with him - it was an impromptu meeting for happy hour and dinner. I met Misdemeanor a few years ago when they were dating and found him attractive as well as admirably enamored with Wildchild. Seeing him yesterday, I couldn’t help but think how ridiculous Wildchild can be sometimes? WTF?! I DON’T THINK SO OKAY?! Nice guy - but honestly I don’t need your scraps honey! Anyway it was a decent time and I really enjoyed the curry house I picked for us to go to… it was yummy AND I didn’t pay!

I’m fucking tired again, my house is still a goddamn mess but I am GRoomeD. yep, your girl is up to no good again….
But the magic has got to happen here so I’ll have this placed cleaned up tomorrow - but I’m not sure exactly when it MAY go down….

Meanwhile, Senorita (my latina coworker that went with us to New Orleans) has hit the jackpot with her ‘fuck buddy’ - he’s invited her to go to New York with him for July 4th weekend and offered to PAY! I asked her what she had in her pants to make a man want to pay so badly. She said she thinks he’s just ready for a relationship (40 years old - great job in Management with Coca Cola company for over 20 years, one kid with a bit of drama with the Mother, home owner and a fun guy) but she’s not sure if she wants it right now. But apparently the man blew her away with his athletic prowess in bed. He moved her around in 18 different positions without ever losing his POSITION. Yep. This Friday she’ll find out how ORAL he is…. Yep, a good life if you ask me….

Lucky girl. She told me she didn’t feel overweight with him because he was lifting her off of everything… shit. Must be nice…

Ok, enough shit talkin - I’ve got that goddamn yoga class in the morning and I’m thinking about doin’ the regular hike afterwards….I could be done by around 1pm and back to the house after everything by 2:15 - shower and then meet up with a friend for a bit before I head off to the Retirement Happy Hour for one of my co-workers I was once close with.

Man. I’m beat. Looks like I’m not getting my rowing class next month - I have to wait till july - it’s full. So bummed about this but I’ll be ok.