SB cereal bars - friend or foe?

Work sucks.
The unfortunate thing is that we have to work until we die - unless we a) win the lotto b) hook up with a sugar grampa. Now it’s me so we know that neither will happen for me.

Food. What can one say about this fuckin subject - yeah I’m hungry. I managed to eat a 1 1/2 inch by 1 1/2 inch sliver of chocolate hazelnut mousse cake. It was quite sexual. I felt like I should have dimmed the lights and put on my Barry White CD. Luckily there was a gaggle of co-workers around so I resisted the urge to lick the goddamn paper plate. Otherwise I’ve managed to set my own personal record of South Beach 140 calorie cereal bars downed in a single day: 3. WTF? I only have one more thing to eat today so I’m gonna eat the MF cream of broccoli soup turned into ‘chips’ for din din.

Lunch was incredible -pork chop (thin) with yesterday’s cabbage vietnamese salad. I don’t know why I’m so friggin hungry. I have not exercised since Sunday so I pretty much suck too…. I did tip my generous ass on the scale this mornin’ because I was scared of last nights digressions (I ate a 1/2 can of tuna over the sink - it was in oil (my mother’s left over can). Luckily I was only 1/2 pound up and I admonished myself for being a goddamn scale freak. I’m thinkin that I can up my veggies if I’m hungry… that can’t hurt me too bad. FUCK.

So I called one of my nurse pals to give her my passport info (trip to asia - bangkok & hong kong 9/24-10/4) and I asked if we could possibly get accomodations with a treadmill on site. She laughed and said she’d try but we would walk enough to burn shit off. I know how those guys walk around - you’d be lucky to burn off a fuckin tic tac. So hopefully she’ll make it work or else I’ll be eating 5 sb diet bars a day. FUCK.

Well, salesman called today… it was nice but hell - you know where we are with that…. I got a line from ‘my friend’ stating that he was staying with a cousin for the long weekend but he’ll let me know when we can meet up. Whatever. If I’ve got a spare moment - I’ll do it but who knows - I could be very busy….. :) If I was a real woman - I’d be too goddamn busy for that shit.

Meanwhile I need to sell the extra ticket I have to the concert that I’m going to with the Cat Operation couple. I was hopin I’d take somebody cool - but it doesn’t look like that’s gonna happen so I’ll put it up on Craig’s list today….. Don’t know if I’ll be successful though. Cats (my hospice pal) wants to take me to dinner to thank me for helping her. I’m hopin we go somewhere that isn’t crowded…. DAMN this diet. I want THAI food. Oodles of noodles, fried pineapple rice…. SNAP! I need to stop this shit….

Ok, those goddamn movies I rented have not been watched and they’re due tomorrow! Ok, gonna go watch one….

As I was driving home at 7:30 tonight from work, the sun had slipped behind the clouds and lit the top of them with a brilliant white light. It contrasted nicely with the grey clouds beneath and the blue sky above. I always think that nature is giving you a kiss when she reveals her incredible beauty to you…

I blew her a kiss back.

8/21/07

Posted by anngirl on August 21st, 2007 under General



4 Responses to “SB cereal bars - friend or foe?”

  1. baileysmomma Says:

    Wow. You have a way with words and it seems your emotions just flow out of you. I wish I could do that.

  2. ellabella Says:

    Anngirl, think BOOK, ferchrissake! You’re still young enough to schlep all over the world for book signings. (I can barely get up enough energy to schlep down the freaking highway to work!) I am SERIOUS! Turn this blog into a book, woman! You write so very well and so very entertainingly. I always perk right up when I see there’s an update to your blog! Start thinking about who should play you in the movie.

    Forget the young worm. Spending the weekend with his *COUSIN* my a$$. Who needs HIS $hit, anyway?

    I’ve been eating Fiber One bars when I absolutely need to. They fill you right up. You might want to give one a try. CONGRATS on the weight loss, tho….you are really DOING IT, Chica!

    Ciao,

    E!

  3. soclose Says:

    Loved your “kiss from nature” idea, you do write well. My fav filler upper is to nuke a thin slice of f.f. or lo fat cheese–I use Alpine Lace Swiss and nuke til it’s crispy, break it up and use it as a dip for Newman’s Salsa; haven’t done this for quite a while, thanks for reminding me!!!…soclose/just10more

  4. lodyangel Says:

    Whatever!?! He’s “staying at his cousin’s!” That is a bunch of BS…What that means in guy language is…If I get bored enough, and need a piece of ass, I will call! Okay, the time has come…Dump his ass!

    Nature is awesome isn’t it. I always feel blessed when it shows me it’s beauty!

    Could the overeating be TOM coming? I always try to eat my head off when I am PMS-ing.

    Ella could be onto something a book about your life would do very well…think early retirement!

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