Sukiyaki! YUMMMMMM….
I bought a scale at the most expensive place in the world Linen & Things - yeah, 20% off coupon will get you a few dollas off that expensive shit you really shouldn’t be buyin! I left that expensive thing in the CAR! I gotta go down there and get it since tomorrow is weigh in for me….
My food was not good today - I had a shake for breakfast which was cool - then lunch I had a cup of MF soup and around 3:30 I had a MF bar. Then I didn’t eat again until like 7:30 - came home and made sukiyaki (which is ok on MF) - it was cool eating shirayaki noodles (yam, no carbs/no calories). I love sukiyaki anyways so it was cool to make it at home and enjoy it. I had a small salad though too - which probably means that I ate too many veggies today. I didn’t work out either. But hopefully I won’t pay the price at tomorrows weigh in… I’ll be alright. It’s not like I ate a cheesecake! I decided to skip the last 2 meals because I probably ate more food.
Shit - they’re drinking oj on TV! I love OJ!
Oops sorry, distraction. So anyhoo, gotta tell you that my skinny ass bff is down in LA doin the ‘Master Cleanse’ lemon water, molasses cayenne pepper thing. So today she called me like 4 times because she’s hungry as hell. I actually don’t understand why homegirl insists on torturing herself when she is like a size 4? WTF? Then I guess I should obliterate myself from the face of this earth! So of course, I played supportive, but frankly I was thinkin’ - if you hold out for more than 3 days - I’ll shit myself.
Meanwhile in other worthless news - my other girlfriend gave me her bare escentuals stuff that I’ve been wantin - the only shit thing is that it’s expired - the jars said this is the last month. Wonder what that means? She gave me the brushes and everything so I can always go into the store and ask em. The powder foundation is only 25.00? The money is the brushes. I wanna get the powder with the sunscreen built in - shit I already pile on LaRosay Poche 15 (meroxyl) then I wrap it up with the Neutrogena 55. This retinol stuff can make you even more skin sensitive but what’s worse - lookin 40 or bein a little sun phobic? Call me vain ladies but hell, I’m all I got! Whippin all my shit into shape - face, figure…. well maybe not everything (my studio needs some whippin into shape).
So it’s 11:35pm and I’m scared shitless about tomorrows weigh in. I slapped that new thin scale (25.00 with 20% discount) on my kitchen floor and weighed my water (gallon). But then I figured out that I had no idea how much that should weigh. (Must be my haole side) Girls - a genius is born.
Oh yeah, some interesting news - I actually got a text from the salesman. I texted back - basically it’s a grown man bitchin about how his daughter got stung by a bee and why couldn’t this happen when she’s with her mother. I replied, ‘Because it’s the perfect opportunity for her to realize that Daddy can make it all better too.’ Why are men such dumb asses? Ok, maybe not all men…. but shit get with the program Mr. Part time Dad - women deal with this and so much more 24/7.
Well it’s time to take it to bed…. you bet your bottom dollar I’ll be lettin you know how 3 weeks of this MF’n diet has gone tomorrow.
Sweet dreams - xo
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June 26th, 2007 at 4:22 pm
My god, you crack me up girl!!! I can’t wait to hear what the scales say! I love how you’ve kept your sense of humor and are so down to earth about everything!
BTW-men are dumb asses bc they were born with an extra part…they can’t help it!
June 27th, 2007 at 1:07 am
You are too funny - yeah, I guess that extra part makes them act stupid sometimes - HELL it makes me act stupid too!
Welcome back lady!
June 27th, 2007 at 7:23 am
My best friend is also a size 4 and she is always talking about how she is getting fat. I always think, Gosh, she must think I’m shamu if she’s calling her perfect body fat.